So the other day me and my pimp family are rollin’ in a store called IKEA. Even eating a tiny piece of cheese haunts me forever until I attack it with a toothbrush. Like I do after EVERY FUCKING MEAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck the food that gets caught in these monstrosities. I’d lose that little stupid ass “invisalign” contraption more often than you forget to visit my stream.
I can’t even remember my head if it was attached. For those of you that don’t know, that is the braces-less option for adults that instructs you just wear this retainer type clear thing for 2 years and it straightens your teeth.
Someone the other day asked me why I didn’t get invisasign. Right? I got them because my teeth were wearing incorrectly and my jaw clicks and locks and I wanted to correct it and be DONE with it. And then 8 months later have to pass a ten-pound baby out of a tiny hole that is only used to taking in a penis or passing out pee.īy Christmas 2010 these bitches will be not only paid off, they will be physically OFF of my teeth and I’ll have a rock star smile for all you fucks to witness. I’d rather live with a swollen ass cut up fucked up mouth including a teenage (not badass) smile than have to throw up everyday. A great friend of mine just got pregnant and is throwing up everyday. I have been tonguing a shitass spot the inside of my mouth since I got them on and I SWEAR TO GOD IT HAS GOTTEN MORE STRAIGHT!! “My teeth straightened by a tiny amount I cannot measure, yay!” But still. But everyday I wake up with swollen gums and puffed out cheeks and go to myself: I’ve only had the destructive teenage shits on my teeth for 6 days.
But I guess my peachy ass braces that are in the process of DESTROYING my gums and completely altering my eating habits are a good thing in the end. I guess I could just pull my lips together and act like they aren’t there. But I guess my point is I cannot possibly pull off a “badass” or especially a “oh I’m so sexSAY” look while smoking a cigarette shot with these stupid assfuck braces on my teeth… right? My braces can suck my cock and swallow it whole. Someone get me a goddamn spaceship… pleeeeeeeease? But I’d love to just travel around with my kids going from country to country to world to planet to universe to the cosmos and back – like, hmmm… on the weekends? To spice things up? Maybe chaotic isn’t quite the term I want to coin it. I guess you’re going to need “routine” if I’m expected to go to my fulltime paying job (my work), attending to my fulltime non-paying job (my daughters), and keeping up with life in general.īut if I had it my way? My life would be a little more chaotic. Not that I’m whining about it, I love it! But add that to everything else that is in my life, you have to perfectly juggle it all. My 365 project has turned into a part-time job! You have to be in a routine to be able to bang out what I hope is a killer shot everyday and write about it. But as much as I love this project, it’s made my life even MORE routine rather than less.
Nor does the fact that I am sitting on an apparatus with the words “HIGH VOLTAGE” written on it that could I guess potentially kill me at any given moment.īut this all said, I still find my life becoming increasingly more routine everyday. An unseen belt buckle with the word “WEREWOLF” on it to go with my “saddened” look doesn’t really make any sense either. Converse sneakers worn with a dress up button down shirt? Torn jeans that were BOUGHT that way (new!).
MATURE GAY CUM ASSFUCK FULL
I find myself being an assfuck full of contradictions in this shot. Ouch that shit hurt so bad it knocked my glasses off! Or in the words of my black Ex-Boyfriend: She's dominating from the bottom! :)Ī Queen is a Queen, and if they want to be with a Queen of sex, they have to let me lead the naughty game. Till in the end their once strong, "superior", big, black cocks got turned by us white girls into just useless, limp, little things, dangling around. So if they want to have sex with me, for example, they have to satisfy MY desires in the first place!!! And if they do it good enough, I may let them have, what they've ever imaginated to have, with a white girl, in their wildest dreams. In my very personal opinion, the real QUEEN(!) of Spades is strong and the real ruler during sexual encounters with black men, while the black men just think they rule the game. Many "Queen of Spades" are just happy to meet black men, to be "used" as these men please, and get their pussies "destroyed" (like the black guys often describe their sex with us white girls). My original, uncensored, very naughty xxx-photo you find here: /DemiBeaulieuxīeing a „Queen of Spades“, I enjoy it with big black cocks too, but my opinion of it is a bit different then the usual meaning.