Everything is surprisingly neat, despite its rather grubby exterior. You take to inspecting the inside of the fast-food restaurant.
Your lips are drawn into a thin line, expression flat as you watch an alien king’s right-hand man make grabby hands for a strawberry milkshake, his eyes blown wide with wonder and lips parted just the tiniest bit. Jin then appears out of seemingly nowhere, sauntering his way over to you both before slamming another strawberry milkshake onto the table along with his own drink. “I’m always serious.” He says without breaking eye contact, resulting in his tongue awkwardly sticking out of his mouth in search for his straw. “Wha-” you barely know the english language and this man is out here knowing over one hundred of them?! Humanity really has to step up their game. I never thought I’d have to use this one in particular. “Only the easiest ones, and mostly the more widely used ones of each planet. “Simple- how many languages do you know, then?” When you glance upwards, you find that he’s staring longingly at his nearly empty plastic cup, bitterly twirling the straw around its edges. I’ll just teach you with time.” You drum your fingers on your cheek for a second in thought before continuing, “How do you know our language, anyway?” “It’s just easier to speak informally to most! Oh, well. You never thought you’d ever find the need to defend humanity in its entirety but, well, here you are, fine dining in a fast food restaurant with an alien sitting opposite you, wildly sucking on his first ever strawberry milkshake. “Is that not common manners?” he asks, appalled, his words muffled as he speaks while simultaneously sipping on his milkshake, straw still between his lips. “You don’t have to talk like that, you know.” Pairing: alien!taehyung x reader x alien king! ?Ī/n: thank you all for the support on this series!! i can’t believe the first part has over a hundred notes :(( ilysm
Genre: fluff, humor (?), angst, highkey crack, poly!au, alien!au things go haywire once the man in question crash lands into the considerably non technological Planet EA4728 with you there as witness. with little to no females there to repopulate and its king not interested in any one of them, he assigns one of his most trusted men to retrieve a female suited to his tastes willing enough to take his hand in marriage. Planet A3022 is on the brink of extinction. “well I hope you’re hungry, my dude, we’re going to visit the king of burgers.” this man was otherworldly in all sense of the word. Summary: “take me to your leader.“ you couldn’t believe it. I was 19 years old Gettin’ Paid for an Amateur Video Takin’ a 7 Toxic POZ Load Gangbang on a Work Bench in a Garage and I have Never Fuck’n Regretted It ! POZ gave me the Freedom to Fuck without Fear and Fuck Like Real Men Should -Unwrapped with the Bottom Fuckr Takin’ the Balls Deep Load ! Currently I am Deliberately a High Viral Toxic POZ Bareback Fuckr not Takin’ MEDS with a CD4 Viral Load Count over 2MIL, so that my Filthy Hot Loads of Fully Charged Up Dirty POZ Cum has Value ! POZ Fuckrs Take Hard Rough Balls Deep Re-Charge Loads to Help them Keep High Viral and NEGįuckrs Take Hard Rough Balls Deep Loads to Join the POZ Brotherhood ! This Toxic POZ Bareback Fuckr Gets Off on Spreadin’ Loads of my Filthy Hot Dirty BUGS ! Re- Blog if Toxic POZ Cum Floodin’ your Hungry Cunts Balls Deep Turns You On ! Fuck Without Fear or Don’ Fuck at All ! Heads Up NEG Load Takin’ Bottom Fuckrs Who Want to Stay NEG then you Should be Takin’ PREP otherwiseįuck’ Welcome to the POZ Brotherhood ! Cheers POZ Proud Tony ? Neil & Andrew, two men with too many issues, a hooker and a national Exy player, two strangers in an AU where Neil never stopped running and never got the chance to join the team.I am a Pierced Hung Damn Proud Fuck’n Toxic POZ Bareback Breeder Gifter and Stealther ! I Chose to Get my NEG Fuck Boy Cunt POZZED when A real, fucking undeniable misunderstanding… Oh, how he hated that word but here it was. Lighter Next To Your Coffee Mug by Hsin (amoralisch) Ī coincidence, a misunderstanding. Neil’s a porn star who hasn’t realised just how good sex was, until Andrew. “Your next shoot is with Andrew Minyard.” Too Good to be Good For Me by orphan_account Tw: drug use, tw: alcohol, tw: dubcon, tw: explicit sexual content And Neil looks so pretty when he’s high out of his mind. Kevin loves Neil… but he doesn’t mind sharing. Or: Andrew and Neil meet at bars and talk about life’s mysteries. “Conversation, obligations, baggage,” Andrew says dismissively. How can you just be attracted to a complete stranger?” Here’s what I found, and here is the previous fuckboy Andrew ask.